Question: couldn’t the guy on Pushing Daisies just wear gloves and be able to touch the re-alive people?

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Schmokin weedz watching Weeds chyea

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Seriously? You want me to carry a bloody pad over to the door grossz

Seriously? You want me to carry a bloody pad over to the door grossz

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

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Does summer still exist? Seems like it’s not coming this year …

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

“but..skinny shaggy boy, cigarettes kill you!” “well skinny sad girl…thats the point”

I find this offensive. I get it’s a joke but this has nothing to do with being a white female and poetry is about whatever emotions vex you, so usually sadness.

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